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From: eleven24  Nov-3 8:24 pm 
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Per the LA times, Vincente Padilla accidentally shoots himself in the leg.

http://bit.ly/11mNGU


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From: Hope55  Nov-3 8:32 pm 
To: eleven24  (2 of 55) 
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Is he a Plaxico Burress fan?

O>O>O>O>O> Go Eagles!

 
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From: Roman529  Nov-3 8:33 pm 
To: eleven24  (3 of 55) 
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Some guy did that here at Ft. Carson...he didn't want to go back to Iraq.
 
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From: krukster  Nov-3 8:41 pm 
To: eleven24  (4 of 55) 
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No one ever accused him of being a Rhode's scholar.
 
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From: IglooKing  Nov-3 8:50 pm 
To: eleven24  (5 of 55) 
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Less than shocked. Anyone know what his BTC (blood-tequila content) was at the time of this event?
 
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From: Tasker  Nov-3 9:18 pm 
To: eleven24  (6 of 55) 
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"A hospital spokeswoman ... told reporters that the Nicaraguan pitcher in 32 years, this year also played with the Texas Rangers, was hospitalized for 40 minutes and already left the medical center, without gravity."

No wonder he couldn't keep his pitches down...

 
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From: Bake13  Nov-3 9:23 pm 
To: Tasker  (7 of 55) 
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By far your best work on here...
 
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From: Wertherino  Nov-3 9:24 pm 
To: Tasker  (8 of 55) 
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LMAO!

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From: 9inningguy  Nov-3 9:27 pm 
To: eleven24  (9 of 55) 
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What's "ah matter" couldn't he find his head ? ..9..
 
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From: LES22910  Nov-3 9:46 pm 
To: eleven24  (10 of 55) 
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You think that as one of those arms that Chavez is buying with his profits from CITGO gas?
"When it comes to baseball, you don't know nuthin'" .......Yogi Berra (When Yogi made this remark, the you was used universally and not pointed at any one person. Substituting the word nobody for you makes the meaning clearer.)
 
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From: PhillyFan927  Nov-3 9:47 pm 
To: eleven24  (11 of 55) 
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Well, now it says his bodyguard shot him by accident. So much for all those Cheddar Bob jokes I was going to post...

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." -- Mitch Hedberg

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THE WAIT FOR A WINNER IS FINALLY OVER!

 
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From: ec  Nov-3 10:04 pm 
To: Bake13  (12 of 55) 
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good thing he didn;t shoot himself in the groin. he would have killed envy.
 
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From: udarbyfan  Nov-3 10:05 pm 
To: Tasker  (13 of 55) 
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"without gravity"

Vinny back on the sauce again I see.

 
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From: NoNosehairs  Nov-3 10:22 pm 
To: ec  (14 of 55) 
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lmao!! one of your best posts!!
 
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From: Tasker  Nov-3 11:00 pm 
To: Bake13  (15 of 55) 
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Almost too easy with Padilla. Poor translations notwithstanding...
 
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From: Bake13  Nov-4 12:08 am 
To: ec  (16 of 55) 
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This thread is now well on its way to legendary status...nice work by both you and Tasker. And you are correct - it would have been a shame for Envy to waste all of the work that he has put in developing his palmball...
 
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From: udarbyfan  Nov-4 12:10 am 
To: Bake13  (17 of 55) 
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Vicente ought to play winter ball. He keeps trying to kill himself during these offseasons.
 
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From: antexus  Nov-4 6:53 am 
To: eleven24  (18 of 55) 
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The article said he left the facility "without gravity." He might be a dumb guy and might drink too much, but if Padilla is not subject to gravity then we should respect his powers and sign him to a minor league contract.
 
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From: Tasker  Nov-4 7:03 am 
To: Bake13  (19 of 55) 
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I always assumed Padilla's Floatia was floating on water. Who would have figured?
 
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From: BillyRayBate  Nov-4 7:33 am 
To: IglooKing  (20 of 55) 
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Lmao@BTC---You would get suspended for that reference if you worked for ESPN..
 
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